Now what???

So, I signed up, put 499.- bucks on my credit card that is already pretty loaded and now I'm in yet another business, selling communication service to whom??? Hell yeah, how about YOU, are you ready to be introduced to ACN's service plans. I can help you with your home-phone and long-distance calling, it's a painless transition and you wouldn't know the difference, other than you'll be making me a dollar or two a month, same with the wireless plan, are you an AT&T, Verizon, T-mobile, NexTel, or Sprint customer now??? I'll set you up with the same carrier, your same old number, or are you ready to switch your carrier, number or what ever. More likely you'll qualify for a new phone-equipment and off you go. Are you a satellite TV customer and receive service from DIRECT-TV or DISH Network, I can help you set-up an new account, start fresh or switch over. I'm sure there is some savings in there for you too. Need a DSL service, might as well check with me too then with that I have the best offer, a video phone that you can talk and see with friends and family who have the same set-up, you'll love to see that happen, right???
That's NOT it, I can set you up with a home security system and monitoring by ADT or even better become a member of my team and help me helping you making some serious money, I think you get the idea, right!!!
Call me, write me, smoke-signal me do something...

Your independent ACN representative, Rene.